The Bugbear Dispatch

The Bugbear Dispatch

With Florida Revoking Trans People's ID's, Will Pudding Fingers DeSantis Send in the Election Police?

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Chrissy Stroop
Feb 02, 2024
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Why is it always Florida?

Florida’s tiny tinpot dictator, the recently humiliated and vaguely humanoid former presidential candidate and “Sunshine State” governor “Meatball” Ron DeSantis—he of the impossibly awkward, tongue-showing “smiles” and the creepily machine-like, high-pitched nasally voice—is at it again. Apparently feeling the need to compensate…

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